I speculate, briefly, on how different the world would be if it were run by women. In that world, if you were a lonely, horny woman, you’d see Blu-tacked postcards by Soho doorways that read, ‘Nice man in cardigan, 24, will talk to you about The Smiths whilst making you cheese-on-toast + come to parties with you. Apply within.’
How to Build a Girl by Caitlin Moran (via missvioleteyes)
The Sam/Steve trash dumpster may be more of an organic compost heap, but this is nevertheless the kind of story that goes in there?
So, that is your warning, please heed it and the tags! With many thanks to Cesperanza for beta.
Also, in case anyone else has Sam/Steve trash they would like to make available for rummaging-around, I have created an open collection. :D?
Not Okay (3957 words) by astolat
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Characters: Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Lorelei (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Consent Issues, Mind Control, Aliens Made Them Do It, Compost Heap Story, Body Modification, Wings
Series: Part 11 of Captain America works
“Are we okay?” Steve said, a little anxiously. Sam dragged his eyes away from Lorelei and pulled him into a hug, laughing, and said, “Dude, don’t even,” while Lorelei smiled beneficently on them both.
Still LOLing at “organic compost heap.” Responsible and hot! :D
WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE I DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE OR AN IPOD SO I WOULD LITERALLY PRINT OUT FANFICS AND READ THEM AT SCHOOL
remember the struggle, kids.
printed in four columns in…
Cries. When I was in 8th grade I had to write my own fanfic and MAIL it to my fan friends and wait for them to continue the story and MAIL IT BACK to me with stamps so I could find out what happened and sometimes the envelope would get overstuffed and it would catch in the post office machine and be sent back to you in a plastic bag like it had been chewed by rabid dogs. Struth.
The lovely Michael Palin - throughout the ages. The only word I can think of at this moment is lovely. But there is so much more about him than just being lovely.
I love Michael Palin. He’s always been my favorite; he IS just so lovely and wildly underrated in every way. He cannot be rated highly enough!